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<blockquote data-quote="noty_sira" data-source="post: 4301286" data-attributes="member: 189711"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000">Super Computer </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Super <span style="color: black">Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">"This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it".</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">At which a Clever Guest stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke into the Computer's microphone.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">"Where is my father?" he asked.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">On it were printed the words: Fishing off Goa.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">Clever Guest laughed.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">"Actually", he said, "My father is dead"!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">It had been a tricky question! The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again?</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">Clever Guest thought, went to the Computer and this time said, "Where is my mother's husband?"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">Again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights. And again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words, "Dead. But your father is still fishing </span>off Goa."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="noty_sira, post: 4301286, member: 189711"] [CENTER][FONT=Tempus Sans ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=#000000]Super Computer [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [LEFT] [/LEFT] [LEFT] [COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The Super [COLOR=black]Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it". At which a Clever Guest stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke into the Computer's microphone. "Where is my father?" he asked. There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out. On it were printed the words: Fishing off Goa. Clever Guest laughed. "Actually", he said, "My father is dead"! It had been a tricky question! The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again? Clever Guest thought, went to the Computer and this time said, "Where is my mother's husband?" Again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights. And again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words, "Dead. But your father is still fishing [/COLOR]off Goa."[/FONT][/COLOR] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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