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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Michael" data-source="post: 106601" data-attributes="member: 1579">Costello calls to buy a computer from AbbottAbbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?Costello: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.Abbott: Mac?Costello: No, the name's Lou.Abbott: Your computer?Costello: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.Abbott: Mac?Costello: I told you, my name's Lou.Abbott: What about Windows?Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?Costello: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?Abbott: Wallpaper.Costello: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.Abbott: Software for Windows?Costello: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?Abbott: Office.Costello: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?Abbott: I just did.Costello: You just did what?Abbott: Recommend something.Costello: You recommended something?Abbott: Yes.Costello: For my office?Abbott: Yes.Costello: OK, what did you recommend for my office?Abbott: Office.Costello: Yes, for my office!Abbott: I recommend Office with Windows.Costello: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?Abbott: Word.Costello: What word?Abbott: Word in Office.Costello: The only word in office is office.Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.Costello: Which word in office for windows?Abbott: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".Costello: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?Abbott: Yes, you want Real One.Costello: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!Abbott: Real One.Costello: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?Abbott: Of course.Costello: Great! With what?Abbott: Real One.Costello: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?Abbott: You click the blue "1".Costello: I click the blue one what?Abbott: The blue "1".Costello: Is that different from the blue w?Abbott: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.Costello: What word?Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.Costello: But there's three words in "office for windows"!Abbott: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.Costello: It is?Abbott: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.Costello: And that word is real one?Abbott: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.Costello: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?Abbott: "Money".Costello: That's right. What do you have?Abbott: "Money".Costello: I need money to track my money?Abbott: It comes bundled with your computerCostello: What's bundled with my computer?Abbott: "Money".Costello: Money comes with my computer?Abbott: Yes. No extra charge.Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?Abbott: One copy.Costello: Isn't it illegal to copy money?Abbott: Microsoft gave us a license to copy "Money".Costello: They can give you a license to copy money?Abbott: Why not? THEY OWN IT!A FEW DAYS LATER . .Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?Costello: How do I turn my computer off?Abbott: Click on START" and.....................................-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Luks like dis conversation never ends..<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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