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<blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 54774" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">A young girl missed her period for two months. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">The test result shows that the girl is pregnant now. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">Shouting, Cursing, Crying, the mother & father screams, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? we want to know !" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">Half an hour later a Ferrari car stops in front of their house, a mature and </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">distinguished man with dark hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">suit steps out of it and enters the house slowly. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">take the responsibility. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, 5 factory each and $5,000,000 for each child. However, </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do ?" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places his hand firmly </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">on the man's shoulder and tells him,</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo">" You Can Try Again ! "</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shaggy, post: 54774, member: 2962"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]A young girl missed her period for two months. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]The test result shows that the girl is pregnant now. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]Shouting, Cursing, Crying, the mother & father screams, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? we want to know !" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]Half an hour later a Ferrari car stops in front of their house, a mature and [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]distinguished man with dark hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]suit steps out of it and enters the house slowly. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]take the responsibility. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, 5 factory each and $5,000,000 for each child. However, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do ?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places his hand firmly [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]on the man's shoulder and tells him,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo]" You Can Try Again ! "[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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