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<blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 12961479" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I'm a prostitute," she says.</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"No, that still won't work. Try again."</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year."</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Chicken Farmer it is." </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p>Source: By Email</p><p></p><p>Rep++ Accepted</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="northtech, post: 12961479, member: 8239"] [CENTER][SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Blue"]A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] Source: By Email Rep++ Accepted [/QUOTE]
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