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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9425434" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students, one by one.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"Just a minute, I have to go piss."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!" "What about you John, how would you say it?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table.""And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">supper."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">The teacher fainted... </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9425434, member: 312790"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students, one by one. "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked. "Just a minute, I have to go piss." The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!" "What about you John, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table.""And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." The teacher fainted... [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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