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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 100306" data-attributes="member: 8568">TEACHER : Why are you late? BALGOBIN : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? BALGOBIN : The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor? BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell crocodile? BALGOBIN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L TEACHER : No, thats wrong BALGOBIN : Maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? BALGOBIN : HIJKLMNO! !! TEACHER : What are you talking about? BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said its H to O! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America. BALGOBIN : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : Balgobin! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. BALGOBIN : Me! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty? BALGOBIN : Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write? BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? BALGOBIN : Dont bite any. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*- TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with I. BALGOBIN : I is... TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, I am. BALGOBIN : All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? BALGOBIN : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his fathers Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didnt punish him? BALGOBIN : Because George still had the axe in his hand? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Wh! at a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! BALGOBIN : Yes its really strange. Ive got another pair just like that at home. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? BALGOBIN : Brotherly love? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? BALGOBIN : No sir, I dont have to, my mom is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Di! d you copy his? BALGOBIN : No, teacher, its the same dog! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BALGOBIN : A teacher</blockquote>

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