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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamika123" data-source="post: 871625" data-attributes="member: 49101">Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one...------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...Customer: No ... Wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry .... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damnit! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it infront  of  the monitor, but The computer still says he can't find it...------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Customer: I have problems printing in red...Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?Customer: No.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Helpdesk: And now hit F8.Customer: It's not working.Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing'sHappening...------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OKHelpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesHelpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capitalLetter V as in Victor, the number 7.Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --A customer couldn't get on the Internet.Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?Customer: Five stars.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me? Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Helpdesk: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?</blockquote>

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