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<blockquote data-quote="zed" data-source="post: 1194799" data-attributes="member: 68213"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0066FF">One day</span><span style="color: #262626"> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #262626">Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. </span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #262626"></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"><span style="color: #262626"></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"><span style="color: #262626"></span><span style="color: #262626">''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. </span><span style="color: #0066FF">It only costs $10</span><span style="color: #262626">." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. </span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> </a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> </a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #262626">Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." </span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> </a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> </a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #262626">Later that evening while thinking how amazing this </span><span style="color: #0066FF">new technology</span><span style="color: #262626"> was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. </span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> </a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> </a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #262626">He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: </span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> </a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> </a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #262626">"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. </span><span style="color: green">They aren't yours.</span><span style="color: #262626"> Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better." </span></a></span><span style="color: #262626"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #262626">********</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="zed, post: 1194799, member: 68213"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0066FF]One day[/COLOR][COLOR=#262626] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626]Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626] [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626]''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. [/COLOR][COLOR=#0066FF]It only costs $10[/COLOR][COLOR=#262626]." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626] [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626]Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626] [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626]Later that evening while thinking how amazing this [/COLOR][COLOR=#0066FF]new technology[/COLOR][COLOR=#262626] was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626] [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626] [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626]He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626] [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626] [/COLOR][COLOR=#262626][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#262626][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2178&Itemid=33"] [COLOR=#262626]"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. [/COLOR][COLOR=green]They aren't yours.[/COLOR][COLOR=#262626] Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better." [/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][COLOR=#262626] ********[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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