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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 101702" data-attributes="member: 8568">TELEGRAM #1A daughter sends a telegram to her father on        her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:"Father, your daughter has been successful in        BED."*********************************************************************TELEGRAM #2A husband, while he is on a business trip to       a hill station sends atelegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."The message received by wife:"I wish you were her."*********************************************************************TELEGRAM #3A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to        railway station to returnto her husband. At the reservation counter,        while her turn came, it wasthe last ticket. Taking pity on a very old        lady next to her in thequeue,she offered her berth to the old lady        and sent a telegram to herhusband which reached as:"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the        train, gave birth to anold lady."********************************************************************TELEGRAM #4A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday        by throwing a party.So he goes to order a birthday cake.The salesman asks him what message he wants        to put on the cake.Well he thinks for a while and says:Let's put, "you are not getting older you are        getting better".The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put        it?"The man says, Well put "You are not getting        older", at the top and"You are getting better" at the bottom.The real fun didn't start until the cake was        opened the entire partywatched the message decorated on the cake:"You are not getting older at the top, you        are getting better at thebottom".</blockquote>

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