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<blockquote data-quote="Fire Eye" data-source="post: 11655899" data-attributes="member: 313297"><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://www.andreadams.com/assets/watermark%20files/office_1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what is the urgent matter about?</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter. And everyone doesn't need to go there. You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: I'm Saw Ree.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree...</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: Oh...God!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <img src="http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <img 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10px"></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">මේක මට e-mail එකකින් ආපු එකක්....</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> කට්ටියට දිරවයිද දන්නේ නෑ...</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span><span 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[QUOTE="Fire Eye, post: 11655899, member: 313297"] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][CENTER][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=2] [IMG]http://www.andreadams.com/assets/watermark%20files/office_1.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [LEFT][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [SIZE=5]Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?[/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what is the urgent matter about?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter. And everyone doesn't need to go there. You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Operator: I'm Saw Ree.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Caller: Oh...God![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][CENTER][IMG]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://im-smiley.com/imgs/big-animated/condom.gif[/IMG] [/CENTER] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][CENTER][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] මේක මට e-mail එකකින් ආපු එකක්....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] කට්ටියට දිරවයිද දන්නේ නෑ...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] Repost නම් සමාවෙන්න...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] කට්ටියත් එක්ක බෙදාගන්න හිතුන නිසා ඔන්න මං දැම්මා... :):):):):) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]:):):):):) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]:):):):):) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]:):):):):) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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