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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5452148" data-attributes="member: 49393">\  Most of us have now learned to live with automated telephony as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the god decided to install it?  Imagine praying and hearing the following:               >Thank you for calling Jehovah/Allah/and all the rest.For English press 1For Spanish press 2For Arabic press 3For all other languages  press 4Please select one of the following options:Press 1 for requestPress 2 for thanksgivingPress 3 for complaintsPress 4 for Virgins website (mobile phones only)Press 5 for all others                   I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now.  However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received.  Please stay on the line.If you would like to speak to:Jehovah (Jewish) press 1Jehovah (RC) press 2Jehovah (Anglican) press 3Jehovah (OPD) press 4Allah (Sunni) press 5Allah (Shia) press 6E-meter press 7Other deities press 8To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven/Paradise/Nirvana/Sheol press 9, then enter his social security number followed by the $ sign.   If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 666.For reservations to Heaven/Nirvana/Paradise/Sheol, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers 3:16.                               For answers to nagging questions about gods, dinosaurs, life and other planets, please wait until you arrive for the specifics.                           Our computers show that you have already been prayed for today, please hang up and call again tomorrow.The office is now closed to observe a religious holiday.                                         If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor/imam/shaman/conman/witch doctor.Thank you and have a nirvanaly day.</blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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