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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lich" data-source="post: 67893" data-attributes="member: 6">Special Thanks to Mrs. LichHere are ten thoughts to ponder for 2006:- Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use theInternet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but youstill can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying ofnothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention tocriticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and asubstantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world isweird and people take drugs to make it normal.  AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among themillions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a clue as towhere thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe weshould put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.</blockquote>

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