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<blockquote data-quote="korn" data-source="post: 196368" data-attributes="member: 4164">Test for Dementia&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen &gt;&gt;&gt; test.&quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the &gt;&gt;&gt; muscles.&nbsp;&nbsp; As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert &gt;&gt;&gt; The saying; &quot;If you&nbsp; don't use it, you will lose it&quot; also applies to &gt;&gt;&gt; the brain, so..&nbsp; Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or &gt;&gt;&gt; non-loss of intelligence.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; So, take the following test presented here and determine &gt;&gt;&gt; if you are losing&nbsp; it or are still &quot;with it,&quot;&nbsp; The spaces below are so &gt;&gt;&gt; you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 1. What do you put in a toaster?&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Answer: &quot;bread.&quot;&nbsp; If you said &quot;toast,&quot; then give up now &gt;&gt;&gt; and go do something&nbsp; else.&nbsp;&nbsp; Try not to hurt yourself.&nbsp;&nbsp; If you said, &gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;bread,&quot; go to Question 2.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2. Say &quot;silk&quot; five times.&nbsp;&nbsp; Now spell &quot;silk.&quot;&nbsp; What do cows drink?&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Answer: Cows drink water.&nbsp;&nbsp; If you said &quot;milk,&quot; please do not&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; attempt the next question.&nbsp;&nbsp; Your brain is obviously over &gt;&gt;&gt; stressed and may even overheat.&nbsp;&nbsp; It may be that you need to content &gt;&gt;&gt; yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's &gt;&gt;&gt; World.&nbsp; If you said &quot;water&quot; then proceed to question 3.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house &gt;&gt;&gt; is made&nbsp; from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and &gt;&gt;&gt; a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.&nbsp;&nbsp; If you said &quot;green&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; bricks,&quot; what the devil are you still doing here reading &gt;&gt;&gt; these questions?????&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; If you&nbsp; said &quot;glass,&quot; then go on to Question 4.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Germany&nbsp;&nbsp; (If you will recall, Germany at the time was &gt;&gt;&gt; politically&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; divided into West Germany and East Germany.)&nbsp; Anyway, &gt;&gt;&gt; during the flight, TWO of the engines fail.&nbsp;&nbsp; The pilot, realizing that &gt;&gt;&gt; the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing &gt;&gt;&gt; procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the &gt;&gt;&gt; plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of &quot;no man's land&quot; between &gt;&gt;&gt; East Germany and West Germany.&nbsp;&nbsp; Where would you bury the &gt;&gt;&gt; survivors?&nbsp;&nbsp; East Germany or West Germany or in &quot;no man's land&quot;?&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you &gt;&gt;&gt; must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.&nbsp;&nbsp; Your efforts &gt;&gt;&gt; would not be appreciated.&nbsp;&nbsp; If you said, &quot;Don't bury the survivors&quot;, &gt;&gt;&gt; then proceed to the next question.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus &gt;&gt;&gt; from London to Milford Haven in Wales.&nbsp;&nbsp; In London, 17 people get on &gt;&gt;&gt; the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get &gt;&gt;&gt; on.&nbsp; In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 &gt;&gt;&gt; people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off &gt;&gt;&gt; and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get &gt;&gt;&gt; on. You then arrive at&nbsp; Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Don't you remember your own name? It&nbsp; was YOU!!&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Now pass this along to all your &quot;smart friends&quot; and hope &gt;&gt;&gt; they do&nbsp; better than you did.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="korn, post: 196368, member: 4164"] [COLOR="Red"][B][SIZE="3"]Test for Dementia[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] >>> >>> >>> "It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen >>> test." >>> >>> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the >>> muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert >>> The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to >>> the brain, so.. Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or >>> non-loss of intelligence. >>> >>> So, take the following test presented here and determine >>> if you are losing it or are still "with it," The spaces below are so >>> you don't see the answers until you have made your answer. >>> >>> >>> OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR! >>> >>> >>> [B]1. What do you put in a toaster?[/B] >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> [COLOR="red"]Answer:[/COLOR] "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now >>> and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, >>> "bread," go to Question 2. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> [B]2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?[/B] >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> [COLOR="red"]Answer:[/COLOR] Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not >>> attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over >>> stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content >>> yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's >>> World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3. >>> >>> >>> >>> [B] 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house >>> is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and >>> a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?[/B] >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> [COLOR="red"]Answer: [/COLOR]Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green >>> bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading >>> these questions????? >>> >>> If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> [B]4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over[/B] >>> >>> Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was >>> politically >>> divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, >>> during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that >>> the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing >>> procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the >>> plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between >>> East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the >>> survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> [COLOR="red"]Answer: [/COLOR]You don't, of course, bury survivors. >>> >>> >>> >>> If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you >>> must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts >>> would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", >>> then proceed to the next question. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> [B] 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus >>> from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on >>> the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get >>> on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 >>> people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off >>> and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get >>> on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?[/B]>>> >>> >>> >>> [COLOR="red"]Answer:[/COLOR] Oh, for crying out loud! >>> >>> Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!! >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope >>> they do better than you did. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> [/QUOTE]

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