Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Bodim.lk out now !
Manoj Suranga Bandara
Updated:
Today at 3:05 AM
Power Lifting Lever Belt
SkullVamp
Updated:
Jun 13, 2026
Ad icon
port.lk Domain for sale
Lankan-Tech
Updated:
Jun 13, 2026
Colombo
Kaduwela - Two Storey House for Sale
dilrasan
Updated:
Jun 11, 2026
Ad icon
Wechat qr verification
Pawan2005
Updated:
Jun 11, 2026
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
.. Test
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="sandun_kg" data-source="post: 8531415" data-attributes="member: 17496"><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">This 1 is pretty long... but take some time and read it.. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: '9'. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: '36'. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy, after a moment 'Legs.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: 'Pockets.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: Coconut </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: Bubblegum </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: Shake hands </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: Tent </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: Wedding Ring </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: Nose </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: Arrow </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: Fire truck </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: Fork </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: SURNAME. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy.: HEART. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px">'Send this Boy to some Management Institute, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Orange"><u>I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'.</u></span> </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sandun_kg, post: 8531415, member: 17496"] [COLOR=#800080][COLOR=black][SIZE=5]This 1 is pretty long... but take some time and read it.. :lol: A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?' Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!' Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Boy.: '9'. Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Boy.: '36'. And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.' Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed. Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'? Boy, after a moment 'Legs.' Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' Boy.: 'Pockets.' Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy.: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. Boy.: Bubblegum Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy.: Shake hands Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy.: Tent Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg. Boy.: Wedding Ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy.: Fire truck Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand. Boy.: Fork Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy.: SURNAME. Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy.: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send this Boy to some Management Institute, [COLOR=Orange][U]I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'.[/U][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Dahaya deken beduwama keeyada?
Post reply
Top
Bottom