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<blockquote data-quote="9.57" data-source="post: 8517160" data-attributes="member: 112635"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: </span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' </strong></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Irishman faints and falls to the floor. </span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. </span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The big guy says, <strong>'What's wrong with you?' </strong></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">In a weak voice the little guy says, <strong>'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' </strong></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The big dude says, </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>my testicles weigh 3 pounds each </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>and my name is Turner Brown.' </strong></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The little Irishman says: </span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jazus, I thought you said, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">'Turn around!'</span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="9.57, post: 8517160, member: 112635"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS] A little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [B]'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] The Irishman faints and falls to the floor. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] The big guy says, [B]'What's wrong with you?' [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] In a weak voice the little guy says, [B]'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] The big dude says, [B]'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.' [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] The little Irishman says: [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [B]'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jazus, I thought you said, [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]'Turn around!' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT] [IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif[/IMG] :lol: [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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