Dear Friends,
>>
>>
>> With Christmas gone, I'd like to extend my Heartfelt appreciation to
>>all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over
>>the past 12 months.
>>
>>Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy. Extra
>>thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on
>>envelopes - because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to
>>seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same
>>reason.
>>
>>I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214
>>angels looking out for me.
>>
>>Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it I
>>know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing
>>characteristic.
>>
>>I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a
>>cologne sample and rob me.
>>
>>I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant
>>freaks with no eyes or feathers.
>>
>>Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
>>forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
>>minutes.
>>
>>I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the
>>internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
>>
>>I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once I
>>receive the £15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
>>participating in their special on-line email program.
>>
>>Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will
>>now return the favour!
>>
>>If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the Next 7
>>minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on your
>>head at 5:00PM this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually
>>happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second
>>husband's cousin's beautician
>>
>>All the best for 2007!!
>>
>>
>>
>> With Christmas gone, I'd like to extend my Heartfelt appreciation to
>>all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over
>>the past 12 months.
>>
>>Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy. Extra
>>thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on
>>envelopes - because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to
>>seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same
>>reason.
>>
>>I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214
>>angels looking out for me.
>>
>>Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it I
>>know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing
>>characteristic.
>>
>>I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a
>>cologne sample and rob me.
>>
>>I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant
>>freaks with no eyes or feathers.
>>
>>Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
>>forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
>>minutes.
>>
>>I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the
>>internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
>>
>>I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once I
>>receive the £15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
>>participating in their special on-line email program.
>>
>>Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will
>>now return the favour!
>>
>>If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the Next 7
>>minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on your
>>head at 5:00PM this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually
>>happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second
>>husband's cousin's beautician
>>
>>All the best for 2007!!
>>
