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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 310935" data-attributes="member: 1924">Dear Friends,>>>>>>     With Christmas gone, I'd like to extend my Heartfelt appreciation to>>all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over>>the past 12 months.>>>>Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.  Extra>>thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on>>envelopes - because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to>>seal an envelope.  Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same>>reason.>>>>I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214>>angels looking out for me.>>>>Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it I>>know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing>>characteristic.>>>>I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a>>cologne sample and rob me.>>>>I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant>>freaks with no eyes or feathers.>>>>Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I>>forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five>>minutes.>>>>I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the>>internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).>>>>I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once I>>receive the £15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for>>participating in their special on-line email program.>>>>Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will>>now return the favour!>>>>If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the Next 7>>minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on your>>head at 5:00PM  this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually>>happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second>>husband's cousin's beautician>>>>All the best for 2007!!>></blockquote>

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