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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mahendra@etf" data-source="post: 3178600" data-attributes="member: 31083"><p>The 11thHusband....</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px">A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px">'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?' </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Husband # 4 was inTelemarketing;even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px">'Your're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px">This time I KNOW I'M gonna get </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px">SCREWED for sure.' </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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