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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TΞΞNSTAR™" data-source="post: 1867355" data-attributes="member: 88129"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong>The 11th Husband....</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="color: #C00000"><span style="font-family: 'times'">A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.</span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #302449"><span style="color: #302449"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong>'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #b27c51"><span style="color: #B27C51"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Well, husband#1 was a</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #4040ff"><span style="color: #4040FF"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Sales Representative;</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #b27c51"><span style="color: #B27C51"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> he kept telling me how great it was going to be.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #00bfbf"><span style="color: #00BFBF"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Husband # 2 was in</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0080ff"><span style="color: #0080FF"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Software Services;</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #00bfbf"><span style="color: #00BFBF"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Husband # 3 was from</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Field Services;</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Husband # 4 was in</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Telemarketing;</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: #BF00BF"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Husband # 5 was an</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Engineer,</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: #BF00BF"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #8b8b8b"><span style="color: #8B8B8B"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Husband #6 was from</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Administration;</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #8b8b8b"><span style="color: #8B8B8B"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff7f00"><span style="color: #FF7F00"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Husband # 7 was in</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Marketing;</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff7f00"><span style="color: #FF7F00"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #00bf60"><span style="color: #00BF60"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Husband # 8 was a</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Psychiatrist;</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #00bf60"><span style="color: #00BF60"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> all he did was talk about it.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Husband # 9 was a</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Gynecologist;</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> all he did was look at it.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: aqua"><span style="color: aqua"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Husband # 10 was a</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> Stamp Collector;</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: aqua"><span style="color: aqua"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong> all he ever did was..... God I miss him.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #a94a76"><span style="color: #A94A76"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #111111"><span style="color: #111111"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong><strong>'Your're with the</strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> '</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="font-family: 'times'">GOVERNMENT</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="font-family: 'times'">'..</span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'times'"><strong>This time</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="color: #441415"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> I KNOWI'M</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> gonna get</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> screwed</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'times'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #482c1b"><span style="color: #482C1B"><span style="font-family: 'times'"> .'</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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