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THE 7 MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMENS LIFE
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<blockquote data-quote="coolgayathra" data-source="post: 3904013" data-attributes="member: 163639"><p><em><strong>The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." </strong></em></p><p><em><strong>The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." </strong></em></p><p><em><strong>The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" </strong></em></p><p><em><strong>The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" </strong></em></p><p><em><strong>The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" </strong></em></p><p><em><strong>The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" </strong></em></p><p><em><strong>The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" </strong></em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">WELL WHAT IS THE SMARTEST THING THAT EVER CAME OUT OF A WOMENS MOUTH?</span> <span style="font-size: 26px"> Einstein's dick.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="coolgayathra, post: 3904013, member: 163639"] [I][B]The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" [/B][/I] [SIZE=5]WELL WHAT IS THE SMARTEST THING THAT EVER CAME OUT OF A WOMENS MOUTH?[/SIZE] [SIZE=7] Einstein's dick.:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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