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<blockquote data-quote="sanath ekanayake" data-source="post: 8784887" data-attributes="member: 162082"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal"> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">They tested him.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">"That’s correct", said the boss.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">Another glass. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">"It’s red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">"Correct."</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">The director was astonished. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">He winked at his secretary to suggest something.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal">And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also name the father!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanath ekanayake, post: 8784887, member: 162082"] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=teal]In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=teal]The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That’s correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It’s red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.:P "It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also name the father!":P:P:lol::lol::lol::lol: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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