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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5331990" data-attributes="member: 49393">This morning on the freeway to work,I looked over to my left and there wasA beautiful WomanIn a brand new CadillacDoing 65 mphWith her Face up next to her rear view mirrorPutting on her eyeliner.I looked just awayFor a couple seconds!And when I looked back she wasHalfway over in my laneWith flashing signal,Still working on that makeup. As a man,I don't scare that easy.But she scared the hell out of me That I dropped my electric shaver, Which knockedThe breakfast of donut out of my other hand.In all the confusion of tryingTo straighten out the carUsing my knees againstThe steering wheel, it knockedMy cell phoneAway from my ear which fellInto the coffeeBetween my legs,Splashed, and burnedMy pride big Jim and the twins balls,Ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants,And disconnected an important business call.</blockquote>

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