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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 5356885" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Twelve priests were about to be ordained. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Poor Carlos! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">Then all the other bells started to ring</span>. </span></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 5356885, member: 21277"] [FONT="Times New Roman"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos! As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up. [COLOR="Red"]Then all the other bells started to ring[/COLOR]. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: [/QUOTE]
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