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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djthiwa" data-source="post: 1157903" data-attributes="member: 2716">Ok, not really a joke, but I thought it was pretty funny.Imagine you have just applied for a job, only to recieve a letter of rejection. This is what you send back to them...Herbert A. MillingtonChair - Search Committee412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson UniversityCollege Hill, MA  34109Dear Professor Millington,Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, Iregret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer mean assistant professor position in your department. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusuallylarge number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising fieldof candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience inrejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs atthis time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professorin your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.Sincerely,Chris L. Jensen<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></blockquote>

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