Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ansh" data-source="post: 2465037" data-attributes="member: 92477">The Bishop and The DonkeyA pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that heentered it in the race again, and it won again.The local paper read:PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicitythat he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkeyin another race. The next day, the local paperheadline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.This was too much for the bishop, so heordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. Thepastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.The local paper, hearing of the news, posted thefollowing headline the next day:NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that shewould have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold itto a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered thenun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plainswhere it could run wild.The next day the headlines read:NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.The bishop was buried the next day...Moral of the story is...Being concerned about public opinion can bring youmuch grief and misery... and even shorten your life.</blockquote>

Top Bottom