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<blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 28627158" data-attributes="member: 562115"><p>A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. </p><p></p><p>"Mayday, Mayday! - My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly."</p><p></p><p>She hears a voice over the radio saying:</p><p></p><p>"This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. Everything will be fine! What are your height and position?"</p><p></p><p>The woman says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."</p><p></p><p>(After a long pause)</p><p></p><p>"O.K." says the voice on the radio...</p><p></p><p>"Now, repeat after me."</p><p></p><p>"Our Father Who art in Heaven......"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="imhotep, post: 28627158, member: 562115"] A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! - My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly." She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. Everything will be fine! What are your height and position?" The woman says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." (After a long pause) "O.K." says the voice on the radio... "Now, repeat after me." "Our Father Who art in Heaven......" [/QUOTE]
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