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<blockquote data-quote="Thief" data-source="post: 10002835" data-attributes="member: 243930"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The next day he went to the pet shop and saw</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">three identical parrots in a cage.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The owner said it was $250.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"$250", the man said. "Well what does he do?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2010, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The man then asked what the second parrot cost.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2010, but is an expert computer programmer.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The clerk replied, "$1,000."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">But the other two call him "THE BOSS "</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Thief, post: 10002835, member: 243930"] [SIZE="3"]A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was $250. "$250", the man said. "Well what does he do? "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2010, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters." The man then asked what the second parrot cost. The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2010, but is an expert computer programmer. Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot. The clerk replied, "$1,000." Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was. The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything. But the other two call him "THE BOSS "[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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