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<blockquote data-quote="Alaya" data-source="post: 768412" data-attributes="member: 3897"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">His secretary walked up to him and asked,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">"Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">He zipped up and remembering what his Secretary had told him, finally understood.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">When he reached her desk, He said, </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">"When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">The secretary smiled for a moment and said,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">"No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Maruti800 with 2 flat tires."</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Alaya, post: 768412, member: 3897"] [FONT="Times New Roman"][SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Navy"] Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down. His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his Secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, He said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Maruti800 with 2 flat tires." [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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