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<blockquote data-quote="kuma366" data-source="post: 683389" data-attributes="member: 37533"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, "Yes, it is." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Boy - "I have a football."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Man - "That's nice."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Boy - "Want to buy it?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Man - "No, thanks."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Boy - "My dad's outside."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Man - "OK, how much?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Boy - "$250"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Boy - "Dark in here."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Man - "Yes, it is."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Boy - "I have football boots."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "OK How much this time?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Boy - "$750"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Man - "Sold."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The father asks, "How much did you sell them for and to who?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The boy says, "To a friend of mine for a $1,000."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that". "That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The boy says, "Dark in here".</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The priest says, "Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now"!! </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kuma366, post: 683389, member: 37533"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, "Yes, it is." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Boy - "I have a football."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Man - "That's nice."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Boy - "Want to buy it?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Man - "No, thanks."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Boy - "My dad's outside."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Man - "OK, how much?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Boy - "$250"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Boy - "Dark in here."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Man - "Yes, it is."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Boy - "I have football boots."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "OK How much this time?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Boy - "$750"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Man - "Sold."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]The father asks, "How much did you sell them for and to who?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]The boy says, "To a friend of mine for a $1,000."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that". "That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]The boy says, "Dark in here".[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]The priest says, "Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now"!! [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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