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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Serious_Sam" data-source="post: 5691051" data-attributes="member: 120862">Article 91: If a group of Bros suspect that their Bro is trying to give himself a nickname, they shall rally to call bim by an adjacent yet more demeaning nicknameArticle 92: A Bro keeps his booty calls at a safe distanceArticle 93: Bros don't speak French to one anotherArticle 94: If a Bro is in the bathroom and runs out of toilet paper, another Bro may toss him a new roll, but at no point may their hands touch or the door open more than 30 degrees Article 95: A Bro shall alert another Bro to the presence of a chesty woman regardless of whether or not he knows the Bro. Such alerts may not be administered verbally. (The shoes tap, The eye redirect, The swift shin kick *D cups and up only, please*) Article 96: Bros shall go camping once a year, or at least attempt to start a fireArticle 97: Where a Bro went to college is going to kick his Bro's college's ass all over the field this weekendArticle 98: A Bro never lies to his Bros about the hotness of chicks at a given social venue or eventArticle 99: A Bro never asks for directions when lostException: A Bro may as for directions for a hot chick who seems to know the areaException: A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if she also appears lostException: A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if he is not lost at all.Article 100: When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection.Corollary: If there happens to be a hot chick driving the car next to the Bro, the Bro shall pull his sunglasses down to get a better look. If he's not wearing his sunglasses, he will first put them on, then pull them down to get a better look.Article 101: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave* This is what makes them Bros, not chicks*And beyond if the Bro discovers there is indeed life after death.Article 102: A Bro shall take great care in selecting and training his wingman.Article 103: A Bro never wears socks with sandals. He commits to one cohesive footgear plan and sticks with it.Article 104: The mom of a Bro is always off-limits. But the stepmom of a Bro is fair game if she initiates and /or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing...provided she looks good in it...but not if she smokes menthol cigarettesArticle 105: If a Bro is not invited to another Bro's wedding, he doesn't make a big deal out of it, even if, let's face it, he was kind of responsible for setting up the couple and had already picked out the perfect wedding gift and everything. Its cool. No big whoop.Article 106: Given an option on quantity when ordering a beer with his Bros, a Bro always selects the largest size available or shall never hear the end of it that nightArticle 107: A Bro never leaves another Bro hangingArticle 108: If a Bro forgets a guy's name he may call him "brah","dude", or "man" but never "Bro"Article 109: When Bros attend a sporting event and see themselves on the JumboTron, they shall purse their lips and flex their biceps while informing the crowd that their team is number one, despite any objective rankings to the contrary.Article 110: If a Bro is hitting it off with a chick, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcomeArticle 111: If a Bro discovers another Bro has forgotten to sign out of his email the Bro will sign out for him, but only after first sending a few angry emails to random contacts and then deleting all sent messages.Article 112: A Bro doesn’t sing along to music in a bar.Exception: A Bro may participate in karaokeException to exception: No chick songsArticle 113: A Bro abides by the accepted age-difference formula when pursuing a young chickAcceptable age difference formulaChick's age = Guy's age divided by 2, + 7 (Shall add chart shortly)Article 114: If a Bro must crash on his Bro's couch for an extended period of time, he shall offer to split the cost of toilet paper and the cable bill if said period exceeds two weeks. If he stays longer than a month, he shall offer to contribute some rent. If he stays longer than two months, he shall steam clean the couch or have it incinerated, whichever is more applicableArticle 115: A "clothing optional" beach doesn't really mean "clothing optional" for BrosArticle 116: A Bro shall not kill another Bro or a Bros chances to score with a chickArticle 117: A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control. If another Bro desires a channel change, he may verbally request one or engage in the fool’s errand of getting up to manually change the channelArticle 118: When a Bro is with his Bros he is not a vegetarianArticle 119: When three Bros must share the backseat of a car, it is unacceptable for any Bro to put his arm around another Bro to increase space. Likewise, it is unacceptable for two Bros to share a motorcycle, unless said motorcycle is equipped with a sidecar...a BrotorcycleArticle 120: A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name</blockquote>

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