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Message: <blockquote data-quote="svpslpa" data-source="post: 10778213" data-attributes="member: 119479"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><u>මේල් එකකකින් ආවේ ඒ විදියටම දැම්මා</u></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The madam opened the brothel door in Milngavie and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"May I help you sir?" </span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">she asked. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The man replied, </span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"I want to see Suzy." </span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies. </span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Perhaps you would prefer someone else" </span></span></em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">, said the madam. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He replied, </span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"No, I must see Suzy." </span></em></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Just then, Suzy appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">After an hour, the man calmly left. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Suzy. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Suzy explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"There are no discounts. The price is still £5000." </span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">After an hour, he left. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The following night the man was there yet again. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Suzy and they went upstairs. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">After their session, Suzy said to the man, </span></span></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. </span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Where are you from?" </span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The man replied, </span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"</span></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Edinburgh." </span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Really," </span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">she said. </span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"I have family in Edinburgh ." </span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"I know." </span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">the man said. </span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Your sister died, and I am her Lawyer</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">She asked me to give you your £15,000 inheritance." </span></span></em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: </span></span></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1. </span></span></strong></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Death </span></span></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">2. </span></span></strong></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Taxes </span></span></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">3. </span></span></strong></em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Being screwed by a lawyer!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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