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Message: <blockquote data-quote="casper_fms" data-source="post: 4175876" data-attributes="member: 79855"><p><strong><span style="color: #090000">Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000">On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000">The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000">Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000">The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000">The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000">The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000">The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000">He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #090000"><img src="http://sxforum.org/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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