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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 612485" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"><p style="text-align: center">This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">But there was no answer from his new pet.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">A little voice came out of the box ...........</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">......</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span 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style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">......</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">......</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"I heard you the first time! 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