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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 842598" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The Clever Lady....</span></strong></p><p></span><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A woman and a man are involved in</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">their cars are totally demolished but</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">amazingly neither of them are hurt.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">for the rest of our days."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The man replied, "I agree with you completely.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">This must be a sign from God!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">wine and celebrate our good fortune."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">hands it back to the woman.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The woman takes the bottle,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">immediately puts the cap back on,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">and hands it back to the man.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The woman replies,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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