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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tharakato" data-source="post: 9635832" data-attributes="member: 42270"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Little long Story But Funny <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- It's dark here.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- Yes it is.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- I've got a soccer ball.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- That's nice.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- Do you want to buy it?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- No, thanks.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- My dad is outside.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- Ok, how much?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- 250 dollars.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- It's dark here.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- Yes it is. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- I've got a soccer cleats.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Remembering what happened last time, man asks:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- How much?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- 750 dollars.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">- Ok.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">After few days, father says to his son:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">- Lets go and play soccer.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">- How much did you get?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">- 1000 dollars.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">- <span style="color: DarkOrange">It's dark here.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Priest:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">- <span style="color: #ff8c00"><span style="color: Red">Don't start with that shit again!!!</span></span></span></strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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