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<blockquote data-quote="SAN_APIIT" data-source="post: 2510512" data-attributes="member: 22533"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Sienna">The Counfusing Wonder Of The World !!!</span> </span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you don't, you are not a man</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you praise her, she thinks you are lying</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you don't, you are good for nothing</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you don't, you are not understanding</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you don't, you are a dull boy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you are jealous, she says it's bad</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you don't, she thinks you do not love her</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you don't, she thinks you do not like her</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If she is late, she says that's a girl's way</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">If you talk, she wants you to listen</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">If you listen, she wants you to talk</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">In short:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">So simple, yet so complex</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">So weak, yet so powerful</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">So damning, yet so wonderful</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">So confusing, yet so desirable... ...</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SAN_APIIT, post: 2510512, member: 22533"] [CENTER][SIZE="6"][FONT="Century Gothic"][COLOR="Sienna"]The Counfusing Wonder Of The World !!![/COLOR] [/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you don't, you are not a man[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you praise her, she thinks you are lying[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you don't, you are good for nothing[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you don't, you are not understanding[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you don't, you are a dull boy[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you are jealous, she says it's bad[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you don't, she thinks you do not love her[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you don't, she thinks you do not like her[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If she is late, she says that's a girl's way[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"] She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]If you talk, she wants you to listen[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]If you listen, she wants you to talk [/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So damning, yet so wonderful So confusing, yet so desirable... ...[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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