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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 5305825" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><u>The Four Cats !</u></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">To show off, the Engineer called his cat,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"T-square, do your stuff."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">But the Accountant said his cat could do better.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">He called his cat and said,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ............ Everyone agreed that was good.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"Measure, do your stuff."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Everyone agreed that was pretty good.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The Government Employee called his cat and said.....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"Coffee Break.....do your stuff."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Coffee Break jumped to his feet........ ...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Ate the cookies..... ......... .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Drank the milk........ ......</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Sh*t on the paper....... ......... ....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Screwed the other three cats........ ......... ....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......... ........</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.. .......</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Put in for Workers Compensation. ......... .....and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............ .!!!!!!!! !! </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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