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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 12854958" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: It's triplets.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: She wants a divorce.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: She's a lawyer.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: So are you.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: You're in them.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: He's a cross-dresser.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: He looks better than you.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">7. Good: You give the 'birds and bees:' talk to your daughter.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: She keeps interrupting.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: With corrections.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">8. Good: The postman's early.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">9. Good: You son is dating someone new.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: It's another man.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: He's your best friend.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Bad: As a hooker.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Way ugly: She makes more money than you do</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 12854958, member: 312790"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkGreen] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkGreen][FONT=comic sans ms]1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the 'birds and bees:' talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: You son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than you do[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] :rofl: [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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