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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4082015" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Thank you for taking all of us with you.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'You'll really love my place. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'The grass is almost a foot high'</span></p><p> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4082015, member: 167624"] [SIZE=3]One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?' [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.' [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.' [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.' [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!' [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.' [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'Thank you for taking all of us with you.' [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'You'll really love my place. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'The grass is almost a foot high'[/SIZE] :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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