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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 182857" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><em><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px">The Guide for all Men</span></span></em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Yes = No</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">No = Yes</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Maybe = No</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">We need... = I want</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">We need to talk... = I need to complain.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Nothing = Everything</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an idiot!</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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