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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2332263" data-attributes="member: 49393">Finally , the guys' side of the story.  We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!***********1.   Men are NOT mind readers.************ 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. ************1. Crying is blackmail.************1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!************1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. ************1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. ************1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.************1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.************1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. ************1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.************1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the   other one ************1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. ************1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.************1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.************1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.************1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. ************1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.************1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really . ************1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.************1. You have enough clothes. ************1. You have too many shoes. ************1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!************1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;************Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!</blockquote>

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