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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kpg" data-source="post: 3301337" data-attributes="member: 104262">Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.Rumor :- News that travels at the speed of sound. Dictionary:- The only place where divorce comes before marriage.College :- A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. Ecstasy :- A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife. Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee :- Individuals who can do nothingÂ  individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Classic :- A book which people praise, but do not read. Marriage :- It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's. Worry :- Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes. Tears :- The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher:-A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Diplomat :- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Optimist :- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Father :- A banker provided by nature. Criminal :- A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught. Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Software Engineer:- Who is paid for reading this mail. </blockquote>

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