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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kpg" data-source="post: 11326985" data-attributes="member: 104262">Good ones i think these can really release the pressures and make anyone laugh - I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.  - Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.  - Earn cash in your spare time---blackmail friends.  - If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.  - Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.  - Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.  - I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.  - I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.  - If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?.  - What does retired mean? Tired yesterday, tired again today  - Diplomat tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.  - Never try to drown your troubles... especially if she can swim.  - Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.  - Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.  - My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.  - An unmarried man has no buttons on his shirt. A married man has no shirt.  - A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.  - By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.  - If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.  - Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.  - There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.  - Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. > - Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.  - An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.  - You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.  - She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.  - Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like > are already taken.  - Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.  - Father is a banker provided by nature.  - Quit smoking! Take air pollution straight.  - Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.  - 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.  - Success is relative- the more success, the more relatives </blockquote>

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