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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kpg" data-source="post: 11351273" data-attributes="member: 104262"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px">Some Cool One Liners</span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Blue">1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.</span></span></strong></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Blue">2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.</span></span></strong></span>  <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Blue">3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.</span></span></strong></span>  <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Blue">4. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.</span></span></strong></span>  <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Blue">5. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.</span></span></strong></span>  <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Blue">6. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.</span></span></strong></span>  <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Blue">7. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three</span></span></strong></span>  <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Blue">    weeks before you need it.</span></span></strong></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Blue">8. By the time you can make ends meet, wife will move the ends further</span></span></strong></span>  <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span>  </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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