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Message: <blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 9755340" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p>Good to know that the older we get the smarter we get.</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center">An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast." </p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use." </p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">"But I didn't use them," she said. </p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh , Glasgow , and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager. </p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00." '</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">"That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." </p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't mess with Senior Citizens </p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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