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<blockquote data-quote="archirasika" data-source="post: 6613448" data-attributes="member: 10655"><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">The Husband Store.... </span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span><span style="color: navy"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy">A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!! </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy">You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…</span><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">On the first floor the sign on the door reads: </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span><span style="color: navy"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy">Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. </span><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">The second floor sign reads: </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span><span style="color: navy"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy">Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.</span><span style="color: red"> </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">The third floor sign reads: </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span><span style="color: navy"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy">Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.. </span><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span><span style="color: navy"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy">Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. </span><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span><span style="color: navy"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy">Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.</span><span style="color: red"> </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span><span style="color: navy"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy">Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.</span><span style="color: red"> </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! </span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"></span><span style="color: navy"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy">Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! </span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Wingdings'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">J</span></span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="archirasika, post: 6613448, member: 10655"] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=red]The Husband Store.... [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=navy] A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…[/COLOR][COLOR=red] On the first floor the sign on the door reads: [/COLOR][COLOR=navy] Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. [/COLOR][COLOR=red] The second floor sign reads: [/COLOR][COLOR=navy] Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.[/COLOR][COLOR=red] The third floor sign reads: [/COLOR][COLOR=navy] Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.. [/COLOR][COLOR=red] "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: [/COLOR][COLOR=navy] Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. [/COLOR][COLOR=red] "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: [/COLOR][COLOR=navy] Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.[/COLOR][COLOR=red] She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: [/COLOR][COLOR=navy] Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.[/COLOR][COLOR=red] Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! [/COLOR][COLOR=navy] Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! [/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][FONT=Wingdings][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]J[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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