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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 64136" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Husband Store ...</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">On the first floor the sign on the door reads:</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The second floor sign reads:</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The third floor sign reads:</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.</span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! </span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/cnevikas/2435f2c0.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/sweetrani/kajol/pbdhh32vi.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a></span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Djpata, post: 64136, member: 1233"] [CENTER][B][I][FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="4"]The Husband Store ... A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! [/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [B][I][SIZE="3"][FONT="Book Antiqua"][IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/cnevikas/2435f2c0.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/sweetrani/kajol/pbdhh32vi.gif[/IMG] :love:[url]http://layya325.hi5.com:love:[/url][/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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