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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sld" data-source="post: 33951" data-attributes="member: 3234">Let's have an official jokes thread. Please post your best jokes. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />  Thanks <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> Let me start....Subject: Nuclear Energy Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. Heimmediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I'veheard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation withyour fellow passenger.So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes itslowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, Idon't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?" "OK,"says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eatthe same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cowturns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies,"I haven't theslightest idea.""So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified todiscuss nuclear power when you don't know $h!t?"</blockquote>

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