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<blockquote data-quote="sam@" data-source="post: 777011" data-attributes="member: 27411"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">The Man Rules¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> Finally , the guys' side of the story.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">( I must admit, it's pretty good.)</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">We always hear "the rules "</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">>From the female side. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> Now here are the rules from the male side. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">These are our rules!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Please note.. these are all numbered "1"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">ON PURPOSE! </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Men are NOT mind readers.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Learn to work the toilet seat.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">We need it up, you need it down.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">or the changing of the tides.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Let it be.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Shopping is NOT a sport.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">And no, we are never going to think of it that way.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Crying is blackmail.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Ask for what you want.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Let us be clear on this one:</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Subtle hints do not work!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Strong hints do not work!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Obvious hints do not work!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Just say it!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Don't ask us.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. You can either ask us to do something</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Or tell us how you want it done.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Not both.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. If it itches, it will be scratched.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">We do that.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">or golf.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. You have enough clothes.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. You have too many shoes.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">1. Thank you for reading this.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Pass this to as many men as you can -</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">to give them a laugh.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Pass this to as many women as you can - </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">to give them a bigger laugh. </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sam@, post: 777011, member: 27411"] [CENTER][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"]The Man Rules¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å¥å At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " >From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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