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<blockquote data-quote="nimal2011" data-source="post: 11615196" data-attributes="member: 372019"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A large company hired a new Chief Executive Officer to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the firm's headquarters, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall with his hands in his pockets. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make £300 a week. Why?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The CEO then handed the guy £1200 in cash and screamed, "Here's a months pay. Now **** Off and don't come back!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Does anyone want to tell me what that lazy bastard did around here?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">From across the room an employee shouted, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nimal2011, post: 11615196, member: 372019"] [SIZE=4] A large company hired a new Chief Executive Officer to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the firm's headquarters, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall with his hands in his pockets. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make £300 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy £1200 in cash and screamed, "Here's a months pay. Now **** Off and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that lazy bastard did around here?" From across the room an employee shouted, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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